Kiss, Marry, Kill: My Take on White Lotus Season 3’s Male Characters
It would have been so much easier if I had decided to write an article about season 1 or 2, because the male characters of the new chapter are just too much to take in.
The White Lotus Season 3 is one of the shows that everyone is talking about today. Social media platforms are full of posts where people are trying to understand what is going on and what the next twist will be. But it seems that everyone is so far away from realizing who was really murdered and who committed the main crime of the series.
The show is also famous for its perfect casting. Both previous seasons featured exceptionally beautiful people, both famous and not so famous, who were absolutely perfect for their roles, and season 3 is no exception.
Now, as a girl, of course, I spent a lot of time staring at the male characters on the show, analyzing them all from a kiss, marry, kill perspective. That's what we do! And it's time to decide once and for all who deserves what fate in White Lotus season 3. Let’s go!
There are ten main male characters featured in the show, and the “kiss” box contains probably most of them.
First of all, I think kissing Gaitok is a must. The guy is so sweet and gentle that spending some time with him on a date and kissing him afterwards would be a nice change after meeting so many horrible guys with only one thing on their mind.
Walton Goggins ' character Rick is also on this list, but for a completely different reason. The guy is kind of a bad boy, but with a good soul that he is not aware of. This is a very powerful combination that attracts girls. The guy is hot, so I would definitely kiss him.
Valentin... Well, for his behavior and the fact that he is probably a thief or some other kind of bandit, he probably deserves to be killed. But if I was at a luxury resort and a guy with abs like that was all over me, I would definitely not hesitate to kiss him.
Belinda's son, Zion, is probably the most handsome man in the series. Even though I know almost nothing about him yet and have no idea what kind of person he is, the fact that he looks good is enough for a kiss.
It was not a hard decision to make, because out of the ten men on the show, the only one who seemed decent enough to marry was Pornchai, the wellness expert who was hired to train Belinda at the White Lotus Resort.
By far the only things we saw him do on screen were good and genuine. He is caring and always there for Belinda when she needs him. And it doesn't hurt that he has perfect looks and a perfect body. Definitely marriage material.
Finding the ones to kill was also an easy task. The first of course is Greg or Gary or whatever his real name is, the husband of the late Tanya. He is a dangerous man that I have hated since he first appeared on the show in previous seasons.
Fabian, this season's Manager Persona, also deserves to be killed. When Belinda told him that her life might be in danger, he did nothing, showing that he does not care about anything except the money that comes from the wealthy people who stay at the resort.
The last one on this list is probably going to be an unpopular opinion, but I would rather kill Lochlan than live on the same planet with him. The guy is a creep living under the guise of a “nice” loser. Recent episodes have proven him to be dangerous, and there's something about his smile that makes me cringe.
There are two characters who desperately need a deep and meaningful human connection, and they are both from the same Ratliff family.
Jason deserves an "it's going to be okay" tap on shoulder because he's the family patriarch who usually suppresses his feelings, and now that he's in big trouble, he can't even tell his family because he knows they won't support him.
Saxon... Well, he is also the one who seems to be living a shallow, meaningless life, desperately trying to be worthy of his father's approval. But there's something in him that makes me think that with the right person, he could blossom into a decent human being.
