Leonardo DiCaprio Breaks His Own Dating Rule — But Internet Users Still Find Something to Complain About

Well, well. The impossible has happened. Leonardo DiCaprio — the man whose love life was more age-restricted than a nightclub on the Riviera — has allegedly broken his infamous “under 25” dating rule. And not just slightly. His current girlfriend, Italian model Vittoria Ceretti, is 27. Twenty. Seven. Naturally, the internet has entered a full-blown identity crisis.

Reddit is ablaze with disbelief, sarcasm, and the occasional glimmer of hope. One user, WoodHammer40000, joked that at this rate Leo might soon be helping Ceretti with her dentures, adding,

"Good luck helping change her colostomy bag and having her dentures come out in your mouth for what little remains of her life!" Subtlety? None. Entertainment? Plenty.

Another comment by CouncilmanRickPrime suggested Leo’s motives aren’t as romantic as they might seem: "He's faking it to impress the internet. He wakes up everyday disgusted he's dating such an old woman!"

And DilapidatedHam struck a more tragic note, writing that you could almost feel bad for him — once a beloved actor, now permanently followed by his own dating history. If only he weren’t such a creep, lol.

Of course, not everyone was throwing tomatoes. Some, like KassEff, speculated that Leo’s simply matured — and besides, most 25-year-olds these days wouldn’t recognise him outside a meme. Others wondered if this was less of a transformation and more of a technical update: Hour_Ad5398 mused whether he’s just bumped the limit from 25 to 30.

Still, whether it’s a PR move, a genuine relationship, or a slow-motion campaign to rebrand himself before 50, one thing is clear — the internet has noticed. And it’s watching. Closely.