The Sexmission (1984) cast now: one of the two frozen heroes is gone, the other turned 80 still acting

The Sexmission (1984) cast now: one of the two frozen heroes is gone, the other turned 80 still acting
Image credit: Legion Media

Two volunteers went into hibernation in 1991 and woke up where men were extinct and history had been girlbossed. Forty-plus years later, here's where the thaw left everyone.

If you grew up anywhere within broadcast range of Poland, you don't need Seksmisja explained. For everyone else: Juliusz Machulski's 1984 sci-fi comedy freezes two men — cocky everyman Maks and prim scientist Albert — as human guinea pigs, then wakes them in 2044.

Surprise: a rogue bomb has wiped out the male chromosome, society is an all-female underground bunker state, and our two defrosted idiots are the last men on Earth. Chaos, quotable to this day, ensues — Maks's panicked "Ciemność! Widzę ciemność!" ("Darkness! I see darkness!") is basically a national proverb now.

Jerzy Stuhr — Maks

Stuhr was already a Krakow theater heavyweight when he improvised half of Maks into legend, and he spent the next four decades as one of Polish cinema's true giants — actor, director, professor, rector of the Krakow theater academy. He died on July 9, 2024, at 77, after years of stacked health battles: laryngeal cancer, two heart attacks, a stroke. He worked nearly to the end anyway, because of course he did.

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His screen partner took the loss personally. "Someone very close to me has passed away… a wonderful, warm, beloved, dear colleague," Olgierd Łukaszewicz said, recalling how Stuhr would arrive on the Seksmisja set half-dead from theater rehearsals in Krakow and still be the funniest person in the bunker: "I witnessed how those jokes of his were born."

"I was wrong. It was Jerzy who was right." — Łukaszewicz, on doubting Stuhr's improvised comedy on set, then watching it become the movie

Olgierd Łukaszewicz — Albert

The other half of the duo just hit a milestone that would make Albert reach for his instruments: Łukaszewicz turned 80 on September 7 — together with his twin brother Jerzy, a noted cinematographer born 40 minutes ahead of him. The twins celebrated the jubilee with the Polish film world laying flowers at their feet, and Olgierd is still working: over 100 stage and screen roles and counting, from Wajda films to Faustyna to years spent running the Polish actors' union.

A scene from Sexmission (1984). Two men wake up in 2044 in an all-female underground bunker state, the last men on Earth
A scene from Sexmission (1984). Two men wake up in 2044 in an all-female underground bunker state, the last men on Earth. Image credit: Legion Media

He remains a working actor at 80, and the family roast game is also intact. Asked once for acting tips on set, his cameraman twin replied:

"I can't help you — watching you act makes my stomach hurt."

The rest of the bunker, briefly

  • Juliusz Machulski, writer-director, was 28 (!) when he made it; still writing and directing, still Poland's heist-comedy king.
  • Wiesław Michnikowski, the film's shriveled Her Excellency with a secret, died in 2017 at 95, a comedy legend in his own right.
  • The film itself never left — it's still in TV rotation, still packing quotes into everyday Polish, still the rare sex comedy from 1984 that people watch on purpose.

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