Which The Office Quote Are You, According to Your Zodiac Sign?

Which The Office Quote Are You, According to Your Zodiac Sign?
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That’s what the stars said.

If you’re not superstitious, but just a little stitious, then you’ll probably enjoy our little astrology endeavor that helped us match The Office ’s best quotes with every Zodiac sign. They may or may not match your personality, but they can surely become your life motto!


"I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?" - Kelly Kapoor

We bet this exact phrase is the go-to for an Aries who just got irritated by someone, and this someone is about to experience what it’s like to cross a fire sign like that.


"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." - Kevin Malone

Tauruses are calm, grounded and practical signs, and they hate sudden changes and twists. In fact, they just want stability: preferably, in the form perfectly described by The Office’s one and only Kevin Malone.


"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." - Michael Scott

Geminis know what they want, right until they don’t, because, you know, the duality. This iconic Michael Scott quote is your average chaotic Gemini if it was a phrase.


"I am running away from my responsibilities, and it feels good." - Michael Scott

For someone who is so in love with being at home with their family, Cancers are exactly the type of people who would totally run away from their responsibilities and feel absolutely fine with that. Being wrapped up in a cozy blanket is just so much more fun than being an adult!


“I am Beyonce. Always.” - Michael Scott

Absolutely fair. You, Leos, are Beyonce. Always. At this point, no other Zodiac sign can argue with your level of self-confidence.


“Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.” - Kevin Malone

A sign as practical and systematic would certainly agree with Kevin on this one. However, Virgo’s perfectionism won’t allow to butcher English language like that for too long.


“I stopped caring a long time ago.” - Creed Barton

Look, in order to leave a peaceful and balanced life like Libras do, you would really need to stop caring at all. Otherwise, we don’t know how harmony is even possible. In this economy?


“It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean.” - Michael Scott

Like Michael Scott, Scorpios don’t quite get the meaning of this one, do they? Surely, being a little mean can help you achieve your goals, but sometimes, the ends just don’t “justify the mean,” guys.


“Did I stutter?” - Stanley Hudson

Sags are passionate and not afraid to come off as undiplomatic, because guess what, they couldn’t care less. Like Stanley – the master of the art of not having to deal with anyone’s BS.


Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?” - Kelly Kapoor

Seemingly conservative and restrained at first, Capricorns are notorious for being sneaky little troublemakers when you really get to know them. So yeah, these guys won’t say exactly what they’re thinking – at least not until they really trust you.


“That’s what she said.” - Michael Scott

Yes, Aquarians will turn literally anything into an inappropriate joke because they can. Try making them stop.


"I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible." - Michael Scott

As any self-respecting drama queen, a true Pisces will try and mask their true feelings, but will give them right away in the next sentence. No offense, they don’t hate you, they just… you know.