Which ‘American Horror Story’ Season You Should Watch, Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

Which ‘American Horror Story’ Season You Should Watch, Based on Your Zodiac Sign?
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Your zodiac sign determines which American Horror Story season you should watch right now.

American Horror Story is a unique anthology with every season serving up its own kind of terror. But if you don't know where to start, don't worry, we've got your back. All you need is your zodiac sign and you're all set for your next binge session.

Aries: “Cult” (Season 7)

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As a fire sign ruled by Mars, you'll be obsessed with “Cult”. It goes deep into the psychology of power and influence. This season is all about leadership and manipulation.

Characters you'll get along with: Beverly Hope, Ally Mayfair-Richards.

Advice of the day: Channel your inner Kai Anderson (minus the cult leader thing, obviously), and take charge of that project you've been putting off. Your natural leader skills are at their peak, but use them for good.

Taurus: “Hotel” (Season 5)

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Oh, Taurus! You love luxurious things, don't you? “Hotel” was practically made for you. The Countess could easily become your style icon (if she weren't already).

Characters you'll get along with: Liz Taylor, Sally McKenna, James Patrick March.

Advice of the day: Treat yourself to something nice today. It might not be a stay at a haunted hotel, but how about that fancy coffee you've been eyeing?

Gemini: “Roanoke” (Season 6)

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This season's “show within a show” format essentially turns your dual nature into a nightmare (and we mean that as the highest compliment). Your adaptable air sign energy vibes perfectly with “Roanoke's” constant twists and turns.

Characters you'll get along with: Shelby Miller, Lee Harris.

Advice of the day: Embrace your versatility, just as “Roanoke” wasn't afraid to change its perspective in the middle of the season.

Cancer: “Freak Show” (Season 4)

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Welcome to the carnival, Cancer! “Freak Show” will speak to your protective nature. As a water sign ruled by the moon, your emotional intensity matches that of the complex characters in “Freak Show”.

Characters you'll get along with: Jimmy Darling, Elsa Mars.

Advice of the day: Channel your inner Elsa Mars and give your chosen family some love. But don't forget that not everyone needs saving.

Leo: “Delicate” (Season 12)

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“Delicate” is all about fame, fortune, and frightening ambition. Just like the season's protagonist, you were born for the spotlight (though hopefully with less creepy drama).

A character you'll get along with: Anna Victoria Alcott.

Advice of the day: Own your star power, but be careful of those who might be jealous of your success. Not everyone can handle your level of fierceness.

Virgo: “Asylum” (Season 2)

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Virgo, your analytical nature and attention to detail will be perfectly satisfied by the mystery and madness of “Asylum”. This season will keep your mind working overtime.

Characters you'll get along with: Lana Winters, Pepper; Kit Walker.

Advice of the day: Your perfectionist is showing! Channel that energy into solving an important problem, but don't drive yourself crazy trying to make everything perfect.

Libra: “Double Feature” (Season 10)

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Can't decide between vampires and aliens? Neither could this season! Your balanced nature will appreciate how “Double Feature” gives us two completely different stories. Just like you trying to weigh all options before making a choice (which we know takes forever).

Characters you'll get along with: Doris Gardner, Karen.

Advice of the day: It's okay to want it all. Just make sure you actually make a choice eventually.

Scorpio: “Coven” (Season 3)

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With your mysterious nature and passion for power, Scorpio, “Coven” is totally your season. The witchy drama and intense rivalries will speak to your soul. And who doesn't love a good resurrection spell?

Characters you'll get along with: Cordelia Goode, Queenie, Misty Day.

Advice of the day: Tap into your natural intuition today. You might not be able to bring people back from the dead, but your instincts are magical enough.

Sagittarius: “1984” (Season 9)

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Free-spirited Sagittarius, the summer camp slasher vibes of “1984” are the kind of thrill you're looking for. You're always ready for the next exciting adventure, so why not make this one a little bit more bloody?

Characters you'll get along with: Xavier Plympton, Montana Duke.

Advice of the day: Chase that new adventure you've been dreaming about. But avoid any suspicious summer camp job offers at any cost.

Capricorn: “NYC” (Season 11)

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As an earth sign, your practical nature will appreciate the season's grounded approach to horror. Just as “NYC” explores the dark side of reality, you understand that everything is not that simple as it seems.

Characters you'll get along with: Gino Barelli, Patrick Read.

Advice of the day: Chase those goals today, but remember that not everything has to be about the climb grind.

Aquarius: “Apocalypse” (Season 8)

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As an air sign, you appreciate this season's exploration of endings and new beginnings. Your forward-thinking nature will like the way “Apocalypse” puts a new spin on familiar AHS characters.

Characters you'll get along with: Behold Chablis, Cordelia Goode.

Advice of the day: Your innovative ideas could save the world today, share them!

Pisces: “Murder House” (Season 1)

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The OG season is perfect for you, Pisces! You'll appreciate the complex relationships and moral dilemmas that “Murder House” presents. Your empathetic nature will help you understand even some troubled characters.

Characters you'll get along with: Violet Harmon, Adelaide Langdon.

Advice of the day: Trust your intuition today, but don't let yourself get too caught up in others' drama. Oh, and don't buy a house for an unreasonably low price!

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